A Minute of My Life

THUD!

Baby Jaws: "WAAAAAH!"

Me: "What's going on?!"

Big Brother, running to me with a toy baseball bat: "Nothing."

Me: "Did you hit him with the bat?"

Big Brother: "No!" as Baby Jaws comes out of the bedroom rubbing his head.

Me: "Did you hit him with the bat?!" as I rip the bat out of his hands.

Big Brother: "Sorry!" while he hugs Baby Jaws and turns to run off to his room as I smack his butt with the bat.

Only 1439 minutes to go today.