Two weeks from today, we're going to the beach. We haven't been to the beach since our honeymoon six years ago. So I'm excited my boys will get to see the beach for the first time. I'm not excited about walking around in my swimsuit.
I joke about my big butt (and big everything else) all the time and searched everywhere for a swimsuit that wouldn't make me look like a beached whale. A large seal I don't mind looking like, but not a whale. I needed something to cover my big butt and hold up my big boobs. I found one this past week that is as good as it's going to get. Hopefully, I won't scare too many people, but if you happen to see a mass evacuation of the beach on the evening news in a couple of weeks, I could be the cause.
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