These are for my husband, who has been wanting me (since I began this) to include his favorite quotes of Sheriff Buford T. Justice from one of his favorite movies, Smokey and the Bandit. You're welcome Honey and no, I'm not including the really bad ones you like.
"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
"That's an attention getter." (after kicking one of the car thieves in the butt)
"Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts."
"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it! "
"I'm gonna barbecue yo' ass in molasses!"
And here are a couple of bonus quotes. I know these are your favorites. You're welcome again.
"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
"There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
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