Marriage Quotes

My husband forwarded me these quotes on marriage he got in an email. Funny and maybe just a little true!

"You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to."
-Henny Youngman

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
-Henny Youngman

"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."
-Ann Bancroft

"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
-Cindy Garner

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."
-Henny Youngman

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible."
-Henny Youngman

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
-Milton Berle