Top 10 Reasons My Butt is Too Big

1. I drink too much Pepsi.
2. I eat too much chocolate.
3. For some reason, I really like Taco Bell.
4. I'm addicted to sugar.
   
5. I love pizza.
6. I like just about anything that is fried.
7. I really love to bake.
8. I can eat my weight in pasta.
   
9. Three words: peanut butter cups.
   
10. My husband stopped by Dunkin Donuts for me was forced to stop by Dunkin Donuts tonight because I wanted some sugar for breakfast tomorrow. Mmmm....chocolate mint donut.