My Theme Song

It all started while we were driving home Saturday night as I scanned through radio stations. Suddenly, I heard it: Freeze Frame! No song, with the exception of Ice Ice Baby, gets me going like Freeze Frame. I did the only thing I knew how. I started dancing in the truck. Yes, I dance in the truck. Hubs loves it! Then I started karaoke-ing it at the top of my lungs. Hubs really loves that since I can't sing at all! And then Hubs ruined my performance.

Hubs: "Do you know who sings this?"

Me: "I don't remember and don't really care. Can't you see I'm trying to sing?"

Hubs: "You don't know?"

Me: "I'm sure you do because you're old and full of useless information."

Hubs: "You were alive when this song came out."

Me: "I don't really care and you're still older."

Hubs: "J Geils Band."

Me: "Thanks. I'm sure that will come in handy when I make my debut on Jeopardy."

Hubs: "They have another song called 'Piss on the Wall'.

Me: "Lovely."

Hubs: "Seriously, that's the title of the song."

Me: "More like the title of my life story. I've cleaned up plenty of piss on the wall thanks to your offspring and his wild aim."