Center of the Universe

Big Brother thinks he's the center of the universe for all things great and funny. If anything happens, he thinks he has to be the cause or at least had something to do with it.

Yesterday, we were playing Frisbee outside and there was an awful odor. I'm not sure what it was or where it was coming from, but it smelled like sewage. It was very windy out so I thought maybe that wonderful smell was blowing in from the north.

After playing awhile, I'd had enough of the stench and said, "I don't know what that smell is, but we're going inside."

Big Brother confidently said, "I farted."

I hated to break it to him, but told him although his little farts are quite potent, I really didn't think he could stink up the entire neighborhood.

He didn't buy it.