What Did You Do At School Today

Big Brother came running off the school bus again today with a big smile on his face. This has been a daily occurrence since the first day of school. Everyday I ask him what he did at school that day. Though he's only in kindergarten, most days I already get the standard, "I don't know."

But today he was very excited to tell me, "I pooped at school and wiped my own butt!"

I laughed and joked, "Did you stink it up?"

He laughed and said, "Yeah, it was a big turd." Then in a more serious voice, "But I didn't say that at school."