Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
~Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
~Helen Rowland
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
~Jerry Seinfeld
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
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